The Alien Creation

In what looks to be a yearly ritual, my parents bought me a christmas present which involves ridiculous building/creation to some extent. Last year it was a 'build your own stone henge' of which I wish I had pictures.

I think their ultimate goal with these presents is to have bought something I can't be bothered to build. Something I was not prepared to happen this year, with the 'Build your own Alien' kit.


A crude disguise for a load of modelling clay and eyeballs.


I set to work immediately, kneading copius amounts of rock hard modelling clay into generously proportioned pieces of the Alien. Sculpting together life with my loving fingers. I think you'll all agree that the end result is nothing less than perfection.


Fuck yeah. Xerox is now on display elsewhere in the house. Where all may marvel at his intricate design and my creative victory.

-Hybrid